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GlowingSpaceMonkeys Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Invaderkez19188 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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mira09x Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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rebeccaRlong Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car:iconciciyeplz:, the local sheriff asks her what happened.:iconscreamingplz:

The blonde began, :iconohpleaseplz:"It was the strangest thing!:iconyoyocici2plz: I looked up and saw a tree:iconmarion-tank:, so I swerved to the right.:iconcicidanceplz: Then I saw another tree,:iconmarion-tank: so I swerved to left. :iconciciwhatplz:Then there was another tree,:iconcicinononoplz:and another and another ...":iconwhatsthatplz:
The sheriff thought:iconparanoidmonkeyplz: for a minute and then said, "Mam ...:iconmonkeytsktskplz: I don't know how to tell you this,:iconohnoyoudirintplz: but the only thing even resembling a tree :iconmonkeychuckleplz:on this road for thirty miles :iconmonkeylaughplz:is your air freshener."
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You get a :iconllamabadgeplz: for this joke!!
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ILoveDrawingStuff Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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HikaKao132 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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rebeccaRlong Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist
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Tanya-The-Tiger Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Laura’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura did…
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clampfan101 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconparanoidonionplz:
:iconparanoidmonkeyplz: why is there no Onion?
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